Call Me Out

[blastiaiseasy]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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SUP NODAKA

[unluckybreak]

[He should've known that she would be in the library of all places. After all, it was the home base for bookworms. Touma makes his way through the library as she searches around for Nodaka. Now where oh where could she be? Oh, he spots her back which was the perfect position! So with that, he decides to surprise her.]

... [Touma will lean in to cover her eyes with his eyes.] Yo. Guess who it is.

YO TOUMA

[diarium]

[Being as engrossed in her reading as she is, Nodoka doesn't notice Touma heading over at all until it's too late. One moment she's finishing a paragraph and the next everything is suddenly dark.]

Eeh?! [Guess who? Oh!] T-Touma-san?

[She's 100% sure of who it is, but she can't help phrasing his name as though it's answer to a proper question.]

[unluckybreak]

[There's a chuckle before he moves his hands away from her eyes and places on her shoulders now. That was certainly a Nodoka-like reaction as he thought.]

Heh... That's me! Kamijou-san should've figured that he find you in here. [He blinks, though.] What kind of book are you reading, anyway?

[diarium]

[Oh good, she was right. It would have been awkward if it wasn't him after all.]

I suppose I can be a little predictable. [Being a librarian, enjoying reading and stuff. She slips a bookmark over the pages to keep her place before closing the book and displaying the cover.] Little Briar Rose, it's quite a popular tale. Have you heard of it Touma-san?

[unluckybreak]

Hm? I don't think I've heard of that one... [He thought she said 'Little Red Rose' at first, but he simply misheard. Even 'Little Red Riding Hood' crossed his mind for a second. Touma's a little embarrassed that she didn't know...]

What's that about? Something tells me that I'm gonna off if I guess something about roses or little girls with red hoods.

PASCAAAAAALLLL

[lieutenant_lineface]

[Honestly, why are they making him check up on Pascal to figure out what she's making a mechanical ruckus about this time? Just because he happens to maybekindasortareally like her doesn't mean he wants to be talking to her all the time about anything at all!

(And yet a little part of him is thrilled to be alone with her anyway. Why does his heart betray him so.)

Approaching Pascal from behind, Hubert clears his throat before speaking.]

Pascal, what are you doing?

HUBEEEEEEERRRT

[castbytheglyph]

[Sorry dude, someone has to check on her at least now and then. Who knows what might happen if she's left to her own devices for too long. Pascal turns her head around halfway to see Hubert, her eyes flitting back and forth between him and her work as she talks.]

Heya Hu! Gimme a sec, I'm working on something that's so cool it's going to totally revolutionize talking and stuff!

[And back to working she goes. Was that enough of an answer for you little bro?]

[lieutenant_lineface]

[UNACCEPTABLE ANSWER. Also incomprehensible.]

...what in the world would you need to revolutionize talking for?

[castbytheglyph]

Well, y'know when you really wanna talk to someone but they're really far away? Ooor you can talk to them but you don't want to be all 'today I blah blah whatever, stop' on a communicator?

[She's going to assume Hubert gets where she's coming from and will keep on rambling.]

I'm inventing something that will let two guys talk, no matter where they are, and it's totally hands free to boot! Kinda.

[lieutenant_lineface]

So it's basically an upgrade to the communicator you already invented?

[Which he keeps in his jacket pocket at all times because omg Pascalthings!!! I mean, he keeps it with him because it's useful and practical and has nothing to do with sentimentality, obviously.]

Shizune? Shizune I think

[generalflirt]

[ You know who's hot? The president of the class. You know what's a problem? That she can't hear his melodic voice and therefore has until now been able to rebuff his advances because that is clearly and completely the only reason that has happened. And as such, Masaomi Kida has an ace up his sleeve! He has night classes to learn sign language!

...

Okay actually it's lessons with some guy who lives in his building and he's pretty sure is an illegal immigrant but knows Japanese sign language for some reason!

And he has to pay the guy 300 yen a night.

But! He can now swoop in, like the skilled and potent hall monitor that he is to slide up in front of her as she passes at the tail end of the day, and hold out his hands to say- ]

< Good afternoon, my gorgeous lady! >

ALRIGHTY

[philanthrope]

[Well now, this is surprising. Whatever interactions she's had with Masaomi in the past have normally ended on a sour note. In part because of the lack of understanding between them, yes, but also because of his behaviour in general. She's picked up a little about how he acts around some of the other students, so to have him approach and call her gorgeous really only cements what she's learnt.

But still, he called her something and she understood it. He said good afternoon to her. Poor initial impressions aside, she's impressed.]

< Good afternoon. >

[She takes a moment to adjust her glasses between signing, a strange glint in her eyes as she resumes her hand movements.]

< I didn't know you took up sign language. Is there a reason why you decided to start learning it, or did you only want to say good afternoon to the president? >

[While she could have kept her message shorter it wouldn't have been any fun that way. She wants to find out how much he knows as well. He could have gone and learnt how to greet and compliment her just for the sake of showing off.]

tbh I was tempted to do a Rin and mom-Pascal sort of thing

[generalflirt]

[ He followed...

some of that. He was smiling a little when she responded back the first time because he totally nailed it. But then she starts to rapid fire off a much longer message. He's always had good eyes, so he did follow it, but not used to a proper conversation like this, he can't translate it all. Plus, he might even not know some of the words involved! Or at least could use a hand spell.

Either way, he swallows and then (to himself, given she's deaf) he says out loud ] Eeeeh...to. I followed maybe half of that.

[ Forgetting she might read lips.

Okay she probably totally does. But he nods and then makes to sign back: ]

< I learned a little > [ Uhhhhhh ] < Because of you >

If you're still tempted to do it then we should do it! I regret not doing more mom stuff with her.

[philanthrope]

[She tilts her head when she notices Masaomi speaking, but that's all she can tell from watching him. Not that she particularly minds, she's used to people talking around her. Once he goes back to signing she doesn't give a second thought to what he might have said.]

< Thank you. I'm happy to know that. >

[He might only know a little, but he's shown he has enough of a handle on it to be able to have a conversation with her. And that's really something.]

< It'll be easier for me to tell you what plans I have for the class like this. >

[Since he went and learnt how to sign a little because of her it must mean he's interested. Maybe more in her than her duties as class president. But hey.]

I just might, yeah. Not sure if actually his mom angle, same AU, different thing, post-moming, ???

[generalflirt]

[ Hahaha okay he followed... half of that. And so he makes one sign for her in the midst of it: "slow" and he hopes that implies what he thinks/hopes it does. ]

< You're welcome. >

[ And then he clicks his tongue, trying to think of how he should say the next part and- ]

< Still working on it. >

Rin and Mama Pascal

[rashness]

[ IN SOME OTHER AU thing which may or may not be related to Luceti Valley Mark II. It might be. It might not be. I'm sort of playing it by ear here. But the fact of it is that Rin has a mother, he's asleep, and he he's going to oversleep past when he should be heading to school. This is not an atypical thing.

More creativity is to come ]

[castbytheglyph]

[Now if Pascal were at all good at going to bed at a reasonable time then she would have been up hours ago to make sure her son was up, out of bed and ready for school... But, alas, she isn't. Last night was no exception to her abysmal sleep schedule as she ended up collapsing into bed in the early hours after spending way too long tinkering with a few appliances she was allowed to take home from her job at the electronics store in town. Once you start repairing a radio and you're making progress on it you can't just put it down and carry on some other time. That would be sensible silly!

Eventually she wakes up, a good half hour after Rin should have been out of the house. And a half hour before she should be at work herself. Still wearing the same clothes from yesterday, Pascal drags herself through the house still half asleep as she goes to get some late breakfast. She ends up passing by Rin's bedroom and notices, oh, son is still here... Welp! Time to get him up.]

Riiin. Riii~n. Wakey-wakey rise and shine!

[She leans against the doorframe of his room and calls to him. Get uuup you're missing out on your educaaatiooon.]

morning problems I love it

[rashness]

Whaaaaa.....t? Come on, ... gimmie two ... hours.

[ And he rolls over in his bed, away from the door and away from her in terms of where he's facing. He's not quite awake even still, could you tell? ]

he gets his morning problems from her. like mother like son.

[castbytheglyph]

[Oh she knows that move. She's guilty of pulling it herself when the sun shines right through the gap in the curtains in her bedroom. Roll over, go back to sleep, wake up a few hours later wondering where the day went.]

Y'okay!

[And that seems to be that! For the time being anyway. Rin can look forward to maybe five or so extra minutes of sleep before Pascal comes back into his room with the radio she was working on last night. Now twist this thingamajig here, turn the dial here all the way around up to eleven and... Good morning. Accompanied by Pascal singing along with her not-so-angelic voice.]

I say good mornin' to you! Ra-da-da-taaaaa, gooood mornin', good mornin'!

Makes sense to me the family which is late for everything

[rashness]

[ WHAT. WHAT.

That... forces him awake. Not quite immediately, but once Pascal starts to sing that makes his eyes go a little wide, and he rolls over and sits up, looking surprised! And confused! ]

Hey, hey! What-!

Haruki and Ha...runa... I don't even know man

[deusexhormones]

[ Manifestation versus manifestation! Haruki actually has significantly more power than Haruna to manifest whatever he wanted and on a much grander scale, but he has no control over it, the way she does. But that's actually what brings us to the current situation. Namely, that the both of them have been kidnaped by (probably evil) aliens so that they can figure out the full parameters of how they work and find a way to save their dying planet. And possibly lead to autonomous evolution.

Maybe it'll make them less ugly too.

But okay, okay. This whole thing was supposed to be a prompt for sloppy makeouts and somehow it ended up here. Oops. But either way, this was cool for all of five minutes, but now Haruhi's stuck in a pure plasticl ooking force-field cell right next door to Haruna's similarly plastic cell and it's laaaame.

And more can come from this ]

Well if you don't know then I sure as hell don't either. Aliens dude.

[firemaincannon]

[Okay so yeah, it was pretty cool. Still sort of cool really. Being kidnapped by ugly bird-crab-bone things. Yup.]

Y'know I'm glad that for b-movie looking monsters they never once said anything like wanting to see our leaders.

[If they did that would just kill the tense atmosphere. This is absolutely the sort of thing you should be saying out loud when you've been kidnapped by aliens. Perhaps she should be worried that her concept of reality has been warped to the point where being kidnapped by aliens and shoved in a force-field cell really hasn't phased her much at all... Nah. She'll just carry on trying to strike up conversation with her cellmate next door.]

So, what do you think the deal is with these cages. Are we gonna get shocked if we touch them? Blown up? Stripped in the blink of an eye?

Maybe aliens like to watch sloppy makeouts and that's how they do? who knows

[deusexhormones]

[ You know what, Haruki agrees. But for that matter, the aliens didn't even say anything! As far as he could tell, they communicated in something which sounded like bird chirps, despite their size and weird appearance. But they should have at least written it. As for the forcefields- ]

Obviously it's going to be a shock-- wait, who would even think of them stripping someone?

Aliens have way too much time on their hands. But perhaps that's how it will happen. We shall see!

[firemaincannon]

Who wouldn't? It's entirely within the realm of possibility. If an alien lacking thumbs can kidnap and hold people like this it's entirely possible their force-fields can strip someone.

[Maybe someone has been spending way too much time on Mundus Magicus. Maybe her grasp of reality really is that far gone. Who knows.]

Sure it's just as possible it shocks you or sets you on fire or whatever. Or maybe it transforms you into one of them by modifying your genetic make up! If I spoke bird I'd ask, but I'll just have to speculate what it does for now.

Kisses can produce results. To the reality. Just look at the end of Melancholy

[deusexhormones]

Yeah, but if they went to the trouble to kidnap us like this, we can conclude that it isn't fatal! It has to be something which deters us, but it can't be something which'll entirely knock us out of the running. If they could afford for us to be knocked out, then we'd still not be speaking.

Oh- and we know it can let sound through it.