blastiaiseasy | for when that one villager just won't come home

Playing Animal Crossing comes with many risks.
- What if Tom Nook moves in someone awful because I couldn't fill a plot in time?
- What if I visit 20 Nook Islands, glass the land on each of them and leave Moose the space dandy mouse in the dust each time because no way is he getting on my island?
- What if I can't reassure Merengue for the fifth day in the row that she should stay and she slips out for milk and a pack of smokes only to be never seen again?
- What if every single campsite visitor just brings another wave of depression when they're the only chance you have for kicking someone out you don't like but you don't like the campsite visitor even more?

WELL BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR YOU

~~SPOOFING AMIIBO COMPLETELY LEGALLY~~
HENRY'S TOTALLY FINE AND DANDY AMIIBO COINS
sᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴛᴇsᴛᴇᴅ. ᴛɪᴍᴍʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏᴍᴍʏ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴠᴇᴅ.
ᴛᴏᴍ ɴᴏᴏᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴏᴋ ɪɴᴄ. ᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴀʟɪᴅɪᴛʏ ᴏғ HENRY'S TOTALLY FINE AND DANDY AMIIBO COINS ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀs ɴᴏ ᴀssᴏᴄɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏʀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴀɪᴅ ᴘʀᴏᴅᴜᴄᴛ ɪɴ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ

Do you know how much Amiibo cards cost? They're like £10 per pack of three random cards because they're out of stock everywhere basically and Nintendo hasn't put more out there yet.

Do you know how much the stuff to make Amiibo coins costs? £15 for 55 coins and coin holders where you can pick and choose which Amiibo you want.

So yeah I'm making Amiibo coins because the cards are expensive myths. And since these things come in packs of 50 I can make you some coins too because what the hizzity heck am I going to do with 50 plastic coin cases other than let them take up space in a cupboard.

The heck is an Amiibo coin?
All the goodness of an Amiibo in a plastic disc as opposed to the cards or figures. Functions exactly the same as the real thing, so you can use them to invite villagers to your campsite or Harv's place by tapping them to your Switch reader.

How much will these cost me?
Nothin' mate. Your friendship is payment enough uguu. You might get hit with a customs charge but they're hella lightweight and will come in a small envelope so I doubt it.

How long will it take for them to get to me?
Good question. Given the state of the world it could be 2-3 weeks from the time I send them out. The Royal Mail is currently delivering to the US with a warning about disruption to service, so they'll get to you Eventually™ at least.

How many can I request/Who can I have?
A max of 5 per person should be fine since this is only going to be a thing in our Discord anyway. You can request any Animal Crossing villager from here except for Audie, Cyd, Dom, Judy, Megan, Raymond, Reneigh and Sherb. You can also ask for NPCs but you'll only really be able to use them at Harv's island and some of them won't be able to show up at all if they don't appear in ACNH already.

Will you need my name and address ~~as well as the account number, sort code and security number of my credit card?~~
Ye. Discord it to me or whatever you feel good doing. I'll only sign you up for a few timeshares, it's fine. I won't I promise. No really. Wait come back.

TL;DR
I'm making amiibo to get villagers. It free woo with the drawback of who knows when you'll get them because pandemic. If you want some fill in the stuff below and leave it in a comment. :thumbsup:

Any questions leave them in your comment or discord at me and I'll get back to you with something sarky.